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exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm
squirrelyknight) wrote in exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm
Entry tags:
- alucard anselm (original),
- asbel lhant (tales of graces),
- donny casey (original),
- kyouko sakura (madoka magica),
- mahdi clare (original),
- saori nakagawa (original),
- saul goodman (breaking bad),
- sir codpiece (original),
- sophie (tales of graces),
- tony stark (mcu),
- yuri lowell (tales of vesperia),
- ✝ commander shepard [mass effect],
- ✝ jules grumley (original)
(open) kitten adoptions by squirrel
Date & Time: July 26th, all day
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.
( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.
His poor tail...!
And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )
Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.
( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.
His poor tail...!
And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )
Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
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Peanut butter! It's sticky, nutty stuff, made from peanuts.
It seems like something a squirrel would like.
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( He ignores Mahdi's technical wish -- he'll call him Lord Mahdi now -- but he allows the perplexion of this new novelty of a thought well into paw. )
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I just figure squirrels like nuts, and peanut butter is delicious, so you might like s-- oww.
[The black kitten is batting at Mahdi's earlobe.]
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( Still, he bows, chittering to the one kitten remaining with him. )
We have best be off for now. Time waits for no Squirrel!
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Okay. If you can't find a home for that one, I'll take it too. Couldn't annoy my roommates any more, after all! [Mahdi gives the squirrel a gentle pat on the head before carefully setting the kittens on the couch so they won't run off while he shuts the door.]
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But he's thankful, and he will remember Mahdi's offer. )
Thank you, my lord. I shall not forget this kindness!
( And a favor is, of course, owed. )
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