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exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm
squirrelyknight) wrote in exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm
Entry tags:
- alucard anselm (original),
- asbel lhant (tales of graces),
- donny casey (original),
- kyouko sakura (madoka magica),
- mahdi clare (original),
- saori nakagawa (original),
- saul goodman (breaking bad),
- sir codpiece (original),
- sophie (tales of graces),
- tony stark (mcu),
- yuri lowell (tales of vesperia),
- ✝ commander shepard [mass effect],
- ✝ jules grumley (original)
(open) kitten adoptions by squirrel
Date & Time: July 26th, all day
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.
( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.
His poor tail...!
And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )
Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.
( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.
His poor tail...!
And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )
Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
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Sir Codpiece, I'd be honored to provide a home for this little fuzzball.
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Then I leave him to you, my lord, and may the word of your graciousness of spirit spread far and wide throughout this city!
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[Maybe?
It sounded right.]
It was a pleasure meeting you, my liege.
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Nay, my lord! I am no leige of thine. The meeting is well found, and I am indebted to you for it. Fare thee well!
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Not ten seconds after Codpiece and his kitten army have made it to the next door, leaving Saul alone with the tiny cat he means to call Mike whether it's a boy cat or a girl cat, he panics a little.
He should not be left in charge of something so tiny and fragile and alive.
But then Mike climbs right onto his leg and he thinks goddammit and disappears into the apartment.]