controlledvariable: (Batgirl -- watercolor)
(ง︡'-'︠)ง ([personal profile] controlledvariable) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-10-17 02:46 pm

[closed] this christmas we don't need to get away

Date & Time: December 2010
Location: Chicago
Characters: two losers
Summary: ew
Warnings: unhinged laughter
Notes: please blame heather for the cut text i am so sorry. also gif warning under the cut




5055034455: 3x02 (the one who doesn't knock)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Do people not already think they're individually weird?

Saul goes where he's led, flopping into a seat and rubbing his hands together to warm them up while thinking. What does he want? EVERYTHING. And he won't even protest about Steph paying.

...not just because he's cheap, but because he thinks it's sweet.]


Um. Venti Americano?
5055034455: 2x12 (feigning disinterest)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometimes he does!!!!

But sometimes he just wants something simple.

And if they're going to be here for a week, he doesn't want to kick things off with a diabetic coma. While she's at the counter, he pulls out his own wallet, rifling through to see what's in there. A Visa card, a Discover card, the $87 he hasn't spent in 7 months...

When she comes back, she'll find him staring at one of his own business cards.]
5055034455: 2x11 (world's greatest lawyer)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm?

[He looks up at her, blinking.

Then he grins like nothing's wrong at all and offers her the card.]


Did I ever give you one of these?
5055034455: 4x04 (er...)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow, that is so rude.

Saul's trying to look offended, but not smirking is really difficult.]


Excuse you.
5055034455: 3x04 (really though?)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'll take the card back.

[He makes a gimme gesture. She can't have it if she's going to laugh at it every time she looks at it!!]
5055034455: 3x09 (who dares interrupt my mani-pedi?)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course that's what she does. Saul watches her for a second, then looks around, then wrinkles his nose.

He still hasn't touched his coffee yet.]


Alright, Sally, dial it back.
5055034455: hi steph (coy as fuq)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE'LL LET HER DO IT, TOO.

Of course he will.

Saul bites back a grin, shrugging to dismiss the topic, then finally takes a swig of coffee and settles back into his seat with a happy sigh.]


God, I missed you.

[yes he's totally talking to his cup what of it]
5055034455: 3x13 (uhm.)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[What if he just pretends like he didn't see that?]
5055034455: 5x02 (probably doodling)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[And while she does that, Saul turns his attention to the messenger bag he's had with him this whole time, shut up, it was totally there from the start, and fishes out a small notepad and a pen.

She's doing illegal things, he's making a list of potentially illegal things to do.

What a perfect morning.]
5055034455: 4x10 (boring paperwork)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's only halfway done with his when she breaks his train of thought. This isn't the work he's used to, but it's something, and now that he has the luxury of taking his time...

Food sounds like a good idea, though. Especially since he's been chewing on his pen while thinking.

Oops.]


Yeah, uh — a blueberry scone.
5055034455: 2x08 (the party don't start etc.)

go to bed

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-18 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's quick to snatch the plate from her — maybe he's hungrier than he's letting on — and those cookies look good. She has good ideas. But then he grabs his wallet again, passing her the Visa first.

If she doesn't mind, he's going to sit back with his scone and watch.

And make sure no one is watching them.]
5055034455: 4x04 (maybe impressed)

[personal profile] 5055034455 2013-10-21 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Ugh.

She's so lucky she already has her very own criminal lawyer.

He bites into his scone, feigning nonchalance. Whatever, Steph, he's totally not impressed by that or turned on or anything. And not wondering who Mr. Elliott is or what he did, that's for sure.]


So — first order of business: finding a hotel?

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