[OPEN] LOOKIN FOR SOME TROUBLE 2NIGHT

[stonefaith]

Date & Time: 12/31 evening - 01/01 early morning NEW YEARS YEAAHHH
Location: ALL AROUND THE CITY WE'RE BARCRAWLIN BABY
Characters: Bariyan e Kodhi (stonefaith), Koltira Deathweaver (deadelfwalking), and YOU.
Summary: drunk undead men assault the island
Warnings: n/a except for zombie drunkards

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[ HERE ARE TWO UNDEAD MEN. IT IS NEW YEAR'S EVE, OR MAYBE IT'S BECOME NEW YEAR'S ALREADY. THEY ARE NOT SURE. THEY ARE BOTH EXTREMELY DRUNK.

They've been drinking their way through the city, bar to liquor store back to bar again, to any alcohol-selling establishment still open at this point in time, or gate crashing parties in search of booze. They are wandering all over the goddamn place. You might run into them entering a bar, or exiting it (possibly unwillingly, and possibly via the window in Bariyan's case). Maybe you turn a corner and walk smack into them. Maybe you hear them getting into a fight a few blocks ahead. MAYBE YOU GET INTO A FIGHT WITH THEM (NOT THE SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION).

Basically, Koltira and Bariyan are having a grand time of it and WOULD BE EXTREMELY PLEASED IF YOU JOINED IN. ]

Comments

[charming_jerk]

[Johnny can see the swing coming at his face from a mile away. Problem is, he dodges the wrong way and into that knee of Bariyan's. He doesn't quite get his arms up in time to cover the hit, and gets knocked a few steps backward - which is unfortunately closer to Koltira. Looks like he's taking two hits. Johnny whips around and practically growls at Koltira.]

Goddamnit! [He aims a quick kick low to Koltira's knees, hoping his has enough time to turn around and deal with Bariyan.]

[stonefaith]

[ No such luck, kiddo. Turned back? Yeah, Bariyan knows a chance when he sees one.

Unfortunately, he chooses to just sort of lunge forwards, without thinking that -- you know -- if he actually hits, he might just bowl all of them right over into Koltira as well.

Ah well. Sorry, Koltira. ]

[deadelfwalking]

[Should that connect, Koltira's ready for the both of them--or at least, he thinks he is. Big and solid though he may be, he's not in his armor, and not even he can handle that much weight without crashing to the pavement. Which is just exactly what he'll do.]

[charming_jerk]

[Johnny would be better at dodging if he weren't so drunk. He's pretty speedy even so, but not that speedy. He is, however, ready for Bariyan since he turned around in the nick of time, and braces for impact. They go barreling into Koltira and onto the ground, and Johnny does his best to scramble out as soon as he can. Which is hard to do when you're wedged in this mess.]

Ugh, Jesus! You stupid assholes!

[stonefaith]

[ DOWN EVERYONE GOES. Bariyan likewise immediately tries to get out of this mess, which mostly involves him rolling over and away. He sits up, prepares to stand, and then gives up on that to fall back in a sudden fit of laughter.

Man, who even is this kid? Why're they fighting, again? ]