party rock is in the house tonight

[flashmaiden]

Date & Time: Backdated to sometime before Emil leaves
Location: Unit 103
Characters: Too many people idek. Roommates, Asch, Emil, Asbel, & Christopher??
Summary: Legitimate fixes to the apartment that do not involve duct tape plus a dinner!!
Warnings: I think this entire cast is a warning.

[After the whole duct tape fiasco, or maybe because of it, they'd finally gotten someone to agree to repairing it. And since they have extra guests, it makes senses to do something like a family dinner, right? Only probably is that they don't really have the space for that even, but it won't stop them from trying! If they could cram that many people in the apartment last time, this should be considerably easier. So after some finagling, a dinner had been set up! This is that dinner.

Set up will be in the comments! Tag around, get CR, HAVE FUN. ]

[KITCHEN | DINING/MINGLING | WALL...FIXING??]

Comments

[inhumanity]

Hm? How old is it?

[knightofcourage]

Life has been on the planet for about ten thousand years now.

[inhumanity]

Really? [Pause. Consideration.] Then how do you exist? Wait, don't tell me. Your planet has a secret and strange ability to accelerate evolution!

[knightofcourage]

Maybe everything just took a long time on your world.

[inhumanity]

[He gasps.] What if you're right? Perhaps my world experiences time at a billionth the rate of other universes! When I go back home, I might discover that the world I once knew has passed me by and all has transformed into a strange place where nature is wiped out, smog covers the atmosphere, and children don't respect their parents!

[knightofcourage]

I don't think those are all possible at the same time.

[inhumanity]

I don't see why not. Perhaps the smog clouds have children.

[He doesn't even seem to think he's saying something ridiculous.]

[knightofcourage]

How would they do that?

[inhumanity]

It's not very polite to ask that sort of thing. I certainly never have. [Oh my GOD Emil, you can't just ask smog how it reproduces!]

[knightofcourage]

[He's stumped now.]

Of course.