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Xerxes Break ([personal profile] maddeninghatter) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-09-02 01:53 pm

The Italian Job

Date & Time: May 1st, 1797, on the eve of Venice's fall to Napoleon.
Location: Venice
Characters: Gilbert Nightray and Xerxes Break
Summary: Intrigue, truth-telling, fancy dress parties, and gondoliering.
Warnings: Gilbert's bitter tears

With talks of the war raging on around them soon coming to their doorsteps, the Venetian rich are trying very hard to take a moment away from the gnawing fear of Napoleon forcing the issue of war on the Republic of Venice.

The perilous (too perilous!) mission of our intrepid, gallant heroes is to - attend grand balls. Three of them. The purpose isn't so much to cure once and for all Gilbert's fear of romance, as to ferret out a Napoleonic spy and collect documents of rare historical - and tactical - value.

Time is of the essence, and to facilitate information-gathering, the Initiative has given our heroes a prototype device that compels truth-telling in the form of a "masculine" hat: that is to say, purple velvet, with flowers on. And a ribbon.

It's a manly mission for manly men.
retraced: (/just found out where babies come from)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-09-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Every time I received a letter from a woman attempting to propose a courtship and had to come crawling to you to ask you for help. It was really mortifying, you know! And it didn't even help! They still came calling after me, wondering why I'd done and said the things I had - when it had been you all along! I still had to deal with it afterwards!