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Heath Burns ([personal profile] hotdate) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-11-17 11:08 pm

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Date & Time: November 7th, 2256
Location: Paris, France.
Characters: Kanaya Maryam [personal profile] speakveryclearly & Heath Burns [personal profile] hotdate
Summary: MISSION! Screwing over UE's chemical weapons chances with the power of bureaucracy!
Warnings: Teenagers and probable fires.


[Heath absolutely leapt at the opportunity to get off the moon base for a while, to get out of the stifling plastic cage that had been his home for almost two months. Even more tempting was spending it with a girl. Like heck he could ever turn something like that down. The human disguise, however, was a major downside. Though he knew from experience that normies got really antsy around monsters, so it was probably for the best.

So now he stands in Paris, glancing around, looking just like any regular normie
]

This place looks almost identical to Scaris. The normies really did make their side of the city look exactly like ours. Talk about no imagination.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya looks at viewer with brows slightly raised over her eyes, her lips quirked up just enough to reveal two fangs. (Hope)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-18 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Scaris? Seriously?

[It still surprised Kanaya how much she could be herself around this boy who probably would have understood "secreterrorist" as a legitimate career choice. She could throw her head back and laugh hard enough to expose . Even if the surrounding civilians saw her dentition as flat, she was glad to be going to a country where the green and black makeup she favored wasn't going to attract too many stares.]

That is an objectively far superior name. So what do they call the... [She consulted her notes for directions to their destination again.] "Rue Montorgueil", there.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya rendered in shades of blue, with a friendly smile on her face. (Princess)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-18 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, human creativity strikes again, I see.

[Comfortable enough to use sarcasm? They're making big strides here. She points toward said road, at a nearby street corner.]

We only have to go two blocks this way - from there the building will be the third one on our left.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya holding and admiring a bag of skittles and glowing warmly. (Excited)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-19 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. I will be working on the fifth floor supervised by Monsieur Bertrand and you're on the first with Monsieur Dupont. The good news is that the holograms convert our tablets to era-appropriate technology, so we can contact each other if anything somehow goes horribly wrong. It can be quite inconvenient to be further in the past where communication devices would be totally inexplicable.

We get released at 6:00, local time, and actually the transporter won't take us back until 7:30. The sun already sets here by then... What would you do in "Scaris" after dark, anyway?
speakveryclearly: Kanaya smiles blithely as she waves at the viewer with a cute, starry glow. (Acclamation)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-20 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[She listens to him while waiting for the streetlight to change.] That sounds like a solid plan.

[From there it's not long until they get into the building. With a little good-bye wave she disappears into the elevator, exhibiting just a hint of the vampiric grace she has to repress in public.]
speakveryclearly: Kanaya looking up, flickering gently, thoughtful. (Learning)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-20 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[For similar reasons, in spite of being on a higher floor than Heath she gets out of the building first. So Kanaya ends up sitting on the bench outside waiting for him. In Paris it gets very dark very quickly after sunset; her glow should be cutting through the darkness fairly widely, but the barriers of the hologram force the light to limit itself to a mere halo. Her eyes are even brighter yellow headlamps when she sees him.]

How did it go?
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with her mouth closed, smothering laughter; her shoulders shake from it. Jade lipstick. (Amused)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-24 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[She has to cover her mouth with both hands to hide her amusement; nevertheless her eyes literally light up and betray her laughter.]

Is that your preferred technique...? Well, you know what they say about romantic and bellicose fairness.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya sits at a vanity table pursing her lips to apply lipstick. (Indifference)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-25 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[She rolls her eyes and recites, condescending] "All's Fair In Love And War".
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with faintly upquirked lips and eyebrows at a whimsical Terezi. (Uncertainty)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-25 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
That's the point. That those fields seem unfair but should be held to different, lower fairness standards.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya looking over at something, not entirely satisfied, flickering. (Calm)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-25 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I guess the idea is that they're so persistently unfair, any attempt at legislation would be futile.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya jabbering snarkily. Jade lipstick. (Disapproval)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-25 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
They call them idioms for a reason.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya disdainfully looking over at the person on her right. (Exasperated)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-26 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Idioms. Sayings. Expressions.

It's because they're stupid out of context.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with faintly upquirked lips and eyebrows at a whimsical Terezi. (Uncertainty)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-27 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Idiomatic is technically the adjectival form.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya looking up, flickering gently, thoughtful. (Learning)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2013-11-27 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhuh. What I learned today is that apparently a holiday called "Armistice Day" takes place only four days from now.

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