I'm a loose bolt, of a complete machine

[biwinning]

Date & Time: 12-19
Location: SOMEWHERE out in that frozen tundra
Characters: Sollux Captor + Hyperion Crius + Khisanth + Jake English + Anyone who wants to watch?
Summary: Sollux wants a fight and some people take him up on it.
Warnings: Violence, swearing, blood

He's exactly where he said he'd be. A couple of miles out from the nearest local-filled area, and only the occasional hunter would be this far in this direction. And hey, it's not his fault if they see this fight then. He TRIED to keep out of their way.

It's unsurprisingly freezing out, like all days before this one. Fortunately and unfortunately for Sollux, as a lowblood, he's a lot more accustomed to warmer temperatures. His blood burns hotter underneath his skin, and so he is warmer to the touch than a human, but at the same time, more chilled by the colder temperatures outside. But still, even in this temperature, he's only in a light t-shirt and long-sleeve undershirt. He knows that this fight might get messy, and he'd rather not get his sweaters and jackets damaged, when he knows he'll need them later. Better to dress in clothes he doesn't care about and temporarily freeze his ass off.

Sollux waits for his opponent to show up, flicking his psionics through his body every once in a while to keep himself warmer in the snow that he levitates a foot above.

Comments

[nosebleeds]

"Part of my culture-?" He arches his brows. "No, man, you got it all wrong. What's part of my culture is that teenage boys like me get to be lazy slobs. We can't cook for ourselves, no way. That's that moms and dads are for. And McDonald's, too."

[biwinning]

"Okay, I learned what a mom and dad was a while ago, but what the fuck is a McDonald's?" Because that one is new to him.

[nosebleeds]

"Shit - you don't know McDonald's? Come on. That's like the biggest junk food franchise in the universe. It's gotta be."

He sure as hell knows nothing about the universe and the things that inhabit it. Except for trolls now, he supposes.

"Ever had a cheeseburger? Imagine that times a thousand. With french fries and coke."

[biwinning]

"Whatever it is, it doesn't exist on Alternia. Tho even if it was the biggest franchise in the human universe, it didn't exist in my home universe." A shrug. Maybe he's had a cheeseburger before? Probably, if it's such a common human food. "I might've? But I don't know what a coke is." But he would like to learn. Because it sounds kind of awesome.

[nosebleeds]

"You 'n me, my friend, we need to go on a serious mission back in time. We're gonna get you a cheeseburger and a coke and you're gonna wish you were born human." Does he sound confident in his words? He is. "Or that you had McDonald's in your home world. Either or."

[biwinning]

Sollux just stares at the other for a moment. Blank, unmoving staring. It's kind of intimidating a little with his eyes, and then- laughing. A lot of laughing. More than he's done in a while actually.

"Eh heheheheheh- I'd never wish I wath human- but I get what you're thaying. Alright, yeah, let'th go sometime. To your awful human food franchises!"