(open) mission: hit the beach STRIKES BACK

[initiates]

Here is an overflow log for the July 18th - 24th beach mission! Original log and setting information can be found here, and OOC information can be found here. HARTY PARD.

Edit: A new overflow log!

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Han

[5055034455]

[From here!]

[Saul frowns, then opens his hand and makes a gimme gesture for the beer.]

That doesn't sound very pleasant. What's a mynock?

[pilot]

[ catch, bro. ]

Ship parasites. Prone to making the most unholy screeching you'll ever hear.

[5055034455]

[He catches it. Then almost drops it.

Smooth.]

What, like barnacles?

[pilot]

[ he cracks a grin. ]

Think bigger and uglier, with wings.

[5055034455]

...no thanks.

[As in, no thanks, he'd rather not have that thought.

Never mind that he already knows exactly what a mynock looks like and remembers it perfectly.]

Haven't found a good way to have any fun yet, huh?

[pilot]

[ a careless moue belies the extent of his hatred for his confinement. ]

I don't do well planetbound. I get bored.

[5055034455]

Even when there are dinosaurs?

[The tone of Saul's voice suggests that Han might be crazy.]

[pilot]

[ totally unflustered. ]

You see one ancient lizard, you see them all.

[5055034455]

[Saul wrinkles his nose.]

Party pooper.

[pilot]

[ han smirks. ]

Actually the party doesn't start until I walk in.

[5055034455]

[dude what

did he just quote ke$ha]

Do you also wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy?

[pilot]

[ what. ]

Not if I don't know what that is.

[5055034455]

[And cue the most disappointed face ever.

Saul was hoping, man.]

Never mind.

[pilot]

Right. I'll be seeing you.

[5055034455]

[OH NO OH NO HAN SOLO IS LEAVING?

QUICK, THINK OF SOMETHING COOL TO SAY SO HE'LL STAY AND CHAT]



Later.

[Nailed it.

...wait.


fuck]